Serious, Funny, Clever, advice for newlyweds...?

My friend and I are making a book for our friends who are getting married. We are putting quotes, verses, phrases, etc. that have to do with being married into our book. This is a fun light-hearted gift and we would LOVE to include your advice...





So some of our topics are:





Making Love/ Baby Making





Cooking/ In the Kitchen





Dealing with In Laws/ Holidays





Communication





Finances





Love %26amp; Respect





Fair Fighting





... whatever you got! THANKS!!Serious, Funny, Clever, advice for newlyweds...?
It don't really matter where you get your appetite as long as you come home for suppere.





Just because there is snow on the mountain top does not mean there ain't a fire in the furnace .





Two cooks in the same kitchen spoils ...... everything.





If momma ain't happy , ain't nobody happy !





I wish them many happy years of wedded bliss . Good luck and I hope some of these helpSerious, Funny, Clever, advice for newlyweds...?
There is no such thing a ';constructive criticism';. All criticism is hurtful. It is better for a spouse to learn to accept theit partner exactly as they are than to try to change anything about them.
Don't ever forget what made you two fall in love in the first place. Cause life gets in the way and sometimes it can cause people to forget that they love each other.
never go to bed angry, and always end a day on a kiss good night

gloss

elizabeth arden