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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Funny relationship advice for a newlywed guestbook?
May all your problems be little ones !Funny relationship advice for a newlywed guestbook?
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Funny relationship advice for a newlywed guestbook?
Name as many things that you can that are funny, please =]Funny relationship advice for a newlywed guestbook?
if your going for the funny factor do something that seriously happens on an everyday schedule for example...
confusing tooth brushes...EW
eating food that you meant to be ONLY yours
waking up to morning breath...also gross
being nice while your significant other is puking AFTER you said NUMEROUS times to STOP....
not saying the things you have running through your head sometimes..
accidental belches or farts....these can be traumatizing if not open in front of each other :)
each one of these can be taken and ran with so have fun, if you have fun im sure they'll have fun reading. Good luck!
if your going for the funny factor do something that seriously happens on an everyday schedule for example...
confusing tooth brushes...EW
eating food that you meant to be ONLY yours
waking up to morning breath...also gross
being nice while your significant other is puking AFTER you said NUMEROUS times to STOP....
not saying the things you have running through your head sometimes..
accidental belches or farts....these can be traumatizing if not open in front of each other :)
each one of these can be taken and ran with so have fun, if you have fun im sure they'll have fun reading. Good luck!
Funny relationship advice for a newlywed guestbook?
Name as many things that you can that are funny, please =]Funny relationship advice for a newlywed guestbook?
';Appliances are for making meals, not whoopee - never buy an appliance for a gift for your wife!';Funny relationship advice for a newlywed guestbook?
never gain more weight than the ex- girlfriend or boyfriend.
Keep the spark and romance in your marriage -- never let things get so bad that you resort to ';hallway sex';. That's when you wake up, see your hubby coming out of the bathroom, and instead of saying ';Good morning';, he says, ';F... you!'; And you say back, ';F... you!';
';Appliances are for making meals, not whoopee - never buy an appliance for a gift for your wife!';Funny relationship advice for a newlywed guestbook?
never gain more weight than the ex- girlfriend or boyfriend.
Keep the spark and romance in your marriage -- never let things get so bad that you resort to ';hallway sex';. That's when you wake up, see your hubby coming out of the bathroom, and instead of saying ';Good morning';, he says, ';F... you!'; And you say back, ';F... you!';
Advice for Newlyweds?
I have been with my husband for 10 years but we just got married a few months ago. We now live with my sibling in a home that my parents put the down payment on. We live with my sibling to help with bills for all of us. It really helps save money. My husband does not like living with my sibling and the fact that my parents own the house. He is trying but keeps threatning to move out. We are newly married and I don't want to lose someone I love so much. What should I do? Stay in the home and hope he will learn to be happy until my parents sell the house to us. Or move out of the house putting my parents and sibling in a bad spot and move back to an apartment? What would you do?Advice for Newlyweds?
Sounds as if he's a prideful man and he doesn't want to be seen as dependent on your family to get by. If that's the case then you may want to start playing to his ego a little bit. Again IF this is the case it's humiliating for him as he feels that it's his duty as the man of the house to provide for his family.
If this is not the case then it's probably the fact that he just doesn't care for your sibling living there with you all. I wouldn't force them if you need the money but there should be a plan in place for you all to manage the bills when the sibling leaves the home.Advice for Newlyweds?
your newly weds and as you said he doent like living there sounds like your both argueing about it so why dont you both go for a walk....
talk about your situation and find a solution if the solution is finding somewhere else then i am guessing your moving aso talk to your parents as the last thing you want to do is fall out with them ok
good luck
“You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness.”
So just do that for the other person.
If he loves you he'll love your family if not you just leave him.Love could not come to compromise.If your family treat him well he ought treat them with respect.
Been there. Living with family can ruin a marriage. You need to find honest renters to take your place and move out with your husband.
well maybe give your family a 6 months heads up that you guys are going to move out on your own . then you and your husband get an apartment
Sorry, husband comes first. If he wants to move than ya'll should move out. Your sibling can find roommates if necessary.
Love doesn't pay the mortgage
let him go
Your husband will NOT learn to be happy in a situation he dislikes. You need to grown a backbone when it comes to your parents. Marriage is between a husband and a wife. It does not include parents and siblings. Either way you and hubby need to be on the same page. If you can't compromise on this issue, there will certainly be trouble in your future. If you are serious about loving your husband then you need to move out and live by your own means. It's obvious neither you nor your sibling can afford the home on your own. Your parents can sell the house and hopefully get most or all of their down payment back. Whose goofy idea was this in the first place? What would happen if your sibling gets a partner who moves in too? This is just a recipe for disaster.
It may take you longer to afford a home on your own, but if your willing to work hard at saving, you will reap the benefits later. Best wishes!
Sounds as if he's a prideful man and he doesn't want to be seen as dependent on your family to get by. If that's the case then you may want to start playing to his ego a little bit. Again IF this is the case it's humiliating for him as he feels that it's his duty as the man of the house to provide for his family.
If this is not the case then it's probably the fact that he just doesn't care for your sibling living there with you all. I wouldn't force them if you need the money but there should be a plan in place for you all to manage the bills when the sibling leaves the home.Advice for Newlyweds?
your newly weds and as you said he doent like living there sounds like your both argueing about it so why dont you both go for a walk....
talk about your situation and find a solution if the solution is finding somewhere else then i am guessing your moving aso talk to your parents as the last thing you want to do is fall out with them ok
good luck
“You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness.”
So just do that for the other person.
If he loves you he'll love your family if not you just leave him.Love could not come to compromise.If your family treat him well he ought treat them with respect.
Been there. Living with family can ruin a marriage. You need to find honest renters to take your place and move out with your husband.
well maybe give your family a 6 months heads up that you guys are going to move out on your own . then you and your husband get an apartment
Sorry, husband comes first. If he wants to move than ya'll should move out. Your sibling can find roommates if necessary.
Love doesn't pay the mortgage
let him go
Your husband will NOT learn to be happy in a situation he dislikes. You need to grown a backbone when it comes to your parents. Marriage is between a husband and a wife. It does not include parents and siblings. Either way you and hubby need to be on the same page. If you can't compromise on this issue, there will certainly be trouble in your future. If you are serious about loving your husband then you need to move out and live by your own means. It's obvious neither you nor your sibling can afford the home on your own. Your parents can sell the house and hopefully get most or all of their down payment back. Whose goofy idea was this in the first place? What would happen if your sibling gets a partner who moves in too? This is just a recipe for disaster.
It may take you longer to afford a home on your own, but if your willing to work hard at saving, you will reap the benefits later. Best wishes!
Advice for a newlywed?
We were just married on June 30th, and I was wondering if any of you had some jewels of wisdom to pass on to us - before we make any huge mistakes! Thanks in advance...Advice for a newlywed?
Have lots and lots of sex! Make sure you laugh more than you argue. And trust each other.Advice for a newlywed?
Respect love and communication are all very important.
Give 100%. Marriage isn't 50/50. If you only give 50% each you will undoubtedly fall short. whereas if you both give 100% you will be right :D
Try to meet each other's needs and be selfless. There will be times where one of you is more in love than the other or one is stronger than the other. In the end it will all balance out.
Love is wonderful!
The first year is the hardest but so worth it.
Congratulations. Your going to make mistakes and that is okay. Realizing that right now is the best thing both of you can do. Neither of you are perfect and loving each other through the faults brings you closer together anyway.
Communication is key. When communication breaks down or you assume the other person knows things that is the lead off to problems. It's better to let each other know what is upsetting you than let it build. Resentment will creep in and once that happens you are headed down a bad road. I once read that keeping things in and letting them build up to resentment is like swallowing poison and expecting the other person to die. I think that is true. Besides if you don't know something is wrong how can you work at it?
Keep on dating, even after you have kids getting out of the house together is important. Doesn't have to be a big expensive date. I remember when my husband and I first got married and were very young a trip to McDonalds to share fries was a splurge but important ;)
Remember to stay affectionate. Care for each other it's the little things that count, etc. It will not always be perfect. There will be ups and downs but the special thing about marriage is riding it out together.
Never threaten the ';D'; word or leaving unless you plan to follow through. Don't verbally abuse eachother, fight fair.
Remember life is serious have some fun together it doesn't have to end just because your no longer ';dating.';
Again Congratulations!
Don't give up. You will have fights and you will get angry and you will want to shoot each other at times, but don't give up. There is NOTHING that can happen between you two that you can't work out.
trust and pray only way to have a good marriage is gods way
Let him know each day that you admire him and the work he does to take care of you financially. Praise him often, build him up and remember -- you can't take back words said in anger.
Communication!!!!!!!! Mistakes are inevitable, but being able to talk and forgive will keep you going forever.
sarah
communicate!!! no assumptions!!!! no accusations!!! questions and answers only and it has to be mutually. jealousy will kill it.
NEVER go to bed angry with one another. ALWAYS say you love one another first thing in the morning and let it be the last thing you say to one another before going to sleep.
talk about everything.. even if it gets you/him upset.. it won't be as bad as holding it in! if he sucks at doing the dishes *(me and my new hubby just had this fight) TELL HIM instead of being upset you have to do them again LOL.. communication is GOLDEN. and always make up.. don't let things go.. figure out what the best solution and remember you are LEARNING to be married.. and most likely you are LEARNING to live together.. you're working out the kinks!
always put yourself in your spouses shoes.
Communicate- most important thing.
Don't argue over unimportant things - always ask a year from now will this matter.
Most importantly always let each other know you love and appreciate them.
Don't take anything too seriously, let the small stuff go. Accept each others faults and don't try to change each other.
OH, and there's ALWAYS time for lovin!
let the little things go....if he is bothering you, close your eyes and imagine throwing a rock into a still lake....watch the ripples until they disappear and never bring up the small thing that bothered you again....and when all else fails.....have sex
Have lots and lots of sex! Make sure you laugh more than you argue. And trust each other.Advice for a newlywed?
Respect love and communication are all very important.
Give 100%. Marriage isn't 50/50. If you only give 50% each you will undoubtedly fall short. whereas if you both give 100% you will be right :D
Try to meet each other's needs and be selfless. There will be times where one of you is more in love than the other or one is stronger than the other. In the end it will all balance out.
Love is wonderful!
The first year is the hardest but so worth it.
Congratulations. Your going to make mistakes and that is okay. Realizing that right now is the best thing both of you can do. Neither of you are perfect and loving each other through the faults brings you closer together anyway.
Communication is key. When communication breaks down or you assume the other person knows things that is the lead off to problems. It's better to let each other know what is upsetting you than let it build. Resentment will creep in and once that happens you are headed down a bad road. I once read that keeping things in and letting them build up to resentment is like swallowing poison and expecting the other person to die. I think that is true. Besides if you don't know something is wrong how can you work at it?
Keep on dating, even after you have kids getting out of the house together is important. Doesn't have to be a big expensive date. I remember when my husband and I first got married and were very young a trip to McDonalds to share fries was a splurge but important ;)
Remember to stay affectionate. Care for each other it's the little things that count, etc. It will not always be perfect. There will be ups and downs but the special thing about marriage is riding it out together.
Never threaten the ';D'; word or leaving unless you plan to follow through. Don't verbally abuse eachother, fight fair.
Remember life is serious have some fun together it doesn't have to end just because your no longer ';dating.';
Again Congratulations!
Don't give up. You will have fights and you will get angry and you will want to shoot each other at times, but don't give up. There is NOTHING that can happen between you two that you can't work out.
trust and pray only way to have a good marriage is gods way
Let him know each day that you admire him and the work he does to take care of you financially. Praise him often, build him up and remember -- you can't take back words said in anger.
Communication!!!!!!!! Mistakes are inevitable, but being able to talk and forgive will keep you going forever.
sarah
communicate!!! no assumptions!!!! no accusations!!! questions and answers only and it has to be mutually. jealousy will kill it.
NEVER go to bed angry with one another. ALWAYS say you love one another first thing in the morning and let it be the last thing you say to one another before going to sleep.
talk about everything.. even if it gets you/him upset.. it won't be as bad as holding it in! if he sucks at doing the dishes *(me and my new hubby just had this fight) TELL HIM instead of being upset you have to do them again LOL.. communication is GOLDEN. and always make up.. don't let things go.. figure out what the best solution and remember you are LEARNING to be married.. and most likely you are LEARNING to live together.. you're working out the kinks!
always put yourself in your spouses shoes.
Communicate- most important thing.
Don't argue over unimportant things - always ask a year from now will this matter.
Most importantly always let each other know you love and appreciate them.
Don't take anything too seriously, let the small stuff go. Accept each others faults and don't try to change each other.
OH, and there's ALWAYS time for lovin!
let the little things go....if he is bothering you, close your eyes and imagine throwing a rock into a still lake....watch the ripples until they disappear and never bring up the small thing that bothered you again....and when all else fails.....have sex
ANY advice for a NEWLYWED?
My dad gave me one piece of advice that has helped us through 8 years of marriage: Don't ever criticize your spouse in public. If you disagree, talk about it in private. If he is driving you nuts, talk about it in private. If he just did something really rude and insensitive, talk about it in private.
Don't ever call him out in public, because you just made everyone in the room part of your private business. Present a unified front to the world and even to your children.
The second best piece of advice that I can give you is one I learned on my own: Communicate. Expectations can cause a lot of trouble when they aren't met. So communicate about everything. What do you expect, what does he expect, what needs to be done, who will be doing what, when you/he will be home, why you are upset, why he is upset, what you plan to do, talk, talk, talk, talk, and talk. When you communicate enough that you don't expect one thing and get another, you will save yourself a lot of anger, frustration, and arguments.ANY advice for a NEWLYWED?
be honest and open. Don't hold back on your feelings. Try not to sweat the little things. And remember that it is OK to have fun!! Compromise is a big one!
Good Luck and have fun with the hubby!!ANY advice for a NEWLYWED?
1. Don't expect it to be easy
2. Always give more than you think you can
3. Never go to bed angry
4. Don't let your pride get in the way
5. Be honest ALWAYS
6. Remember that a little spontaneity goes a long ways
7. Be ready to learn new things every day
8. Don't sweat the small stuff- save your anger for when it really matters
9. Compromise is key
10. Have fun!!!! Make sure to keep a sense of humor
Best wishes... Good luck!
enjoy your life together...it's a great feeling being a newlywed...I hope it lasts forever :)
best wishes!
Compromise
make a date night and stay open with each other
This may be silly but use all the gifts you get. You will think that something is ';too nice'; so use but just do it. If you are making dinner put it on nice plates. Have a glass of wine in expensive crystal goblets. Don't put something away to use on a special occasion because every day with the man you love is special! Also if you cook make him do the dishes or vice versa. Don't think just because you got married that you want to do everything for your new hubby. I did and now do almost everything. I love him but it wouldn't kill him to unload the dishwasher every now and then! lol
dont forbid him when he hangs out with his buddies...but, set your limits and be definite. sometimes men can be so dense, they just cant see that you're already fuming mad.
Fight if you have to...ONLY if you have to. Then kiss and make up--it's always the best part!
congratulations!!
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty the jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of marbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The marbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous ';yes.'; The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
';Now,'; said the professor as the laughter subsided, ';I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--God, your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The marbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else 鈥漷he small stuff.'; ';If you put the sand into the jar first,'; he continued, ';there is no room for the marbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you. ';Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.';
One of the students raised her hand and asked what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. ';I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.';
Remember happiness is a CHOICE.
Look for the GOOD in each other.
All I can say is TALK TALK TALK. Even if it's about the weather or how eachother's days went. The more silence you have in the relationship, the more distant the relationship gets. Ask his opinion on everything and hope he does the same in return. Even if it's stupid like if you should buy frozen or fresh broccoli. Open communication on important subjects starts with the small stuff. Good luck!
keep the love thriving dont ever let the fire burn out . always be their for each other and dont ever lie to each other and be honest with each other consider each others feelings first.
Lots of nookie!
take a honey moon
NEVER assume you have them ';figured out';.
Stay married forever.
all i can say is............ im sorry you did this to yourself
Enjoy your time being newlywed, know the art of compromise, stay faithful to each other, and love and respect each other as much as you did the very first day you got married.
Don't ever call him out in public, because you just made everyone in the room part of your private business. Present a unified front to the world and even to your children.
The second best piece of advice that I can give you is one I learned on my own: Communicate. Expectations can cause a lot of trouble when they aren't met. So communicate about everything. What do you expect, what does he expect, what needs to be done, who will be doing what, when you/he will be home, why you are upset, why he is upset, what you plan to do, talk, talk, talk, talk, and talk. When you communicate enough that you don't expect one thing and get another, you will save yourself a lot of anger, frustration, and arguments.ANY advice for a NEWLYWED?
be honest and open. Don't hold back on your feelings. Try not to sweat the little things. And remember that it is OK to have fun!! Compromise is a big one!
Good Luck and have fun with the hubby!!ANY advice for a NEWLYWED?
1. Don't expect it to be easy
2. Always give more than you think you can
3. Never go to bed angry
4. Don't let your pride get in the way
5. Be honest ALWAYS
6. Remember that a little spontaneity goes a long ways
7. Be ready to learn new things every day
8. Don't sweat the small stuff- save your anger for when it really matters
9. Compromise is key
10. Have fun!!!! Make sure to keep a sense of humor
Best wishes... Good luck!
enjoy your life together...it's a great feeling being a newlywed...I hope it lasts forever :)
best wishes!
Compromise
make a date night and stay open with each other
This may be silly but use all the gifts you get. You will think that something is ';too nice'; so use but just do it. If you are making dinner put it on nice plates. Have a glass of wine in expensive crystal goblets. Don't put something away to use on a special occasion because every day with the man you love is special! Also if you cook make him do the dishes or vice versa. Don't think just because you got married that you want to do everything for your new hubby. I did and now do almost everything. I love him but it wouldn't kill him to unload the dishwasher every now and then! lol
dont forbid him when he hangs out with his buddies...but, set your limits and be definite. sometimes men can be so dense, they just cant see that you're already fuming mad.
Fight if you have to...ONLY if you have to. Then kiss and make up--it's always the best part!
congratulations!!
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty the jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of marbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The marbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous ';yes.'; The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
';Now,'; said the professor as the laughter subsided, ';I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--God, your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The marbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else 鈥漷he small stuff.'; ';If you put the sand into the jar first,'; he continued, ';there is no room for the marbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you. ';Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.';
One of the students raised her hand and asked what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. ';I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.';
Remember happiness is a CHOICE.
Look for the GOOD in each other.
All I can say is TALK TALK TALK. Even if it's about the weather or how eachother's days went. The more silence you have in the relationship, the more distant the relationship gets. Ask his opinion on everything and hope he does the same in return. Even if it's stupid like if you should buy frozen or fresh broccoli. Open communication on important subjects starts with the small stuff. Good luck!
keep the love thriving dont ever let the fire burn out . always be their for each other and dont ever lie to each other and be honest with each other consider each others feelings first.
Lots of nookie!
take a honey moon
NEVER assume you have them ';figured out';.
Stay married forever.
all i can say is............ im sorry you did this to yourself
Enjoy your time being newlywed, know the art of compromise, stay faithful to each other, and love and respect each other as much as you did the very first day you got married.
Funny relationship advice for a newlywed guestbook?
Name as many things that you can that are funny, please =]Funny relationship advice for a newlywed guestbook?
dont hold your farts in. just let em rip! youre married now... who cares!
if the whites turn pink after he did the laundry.. dont make a big fuss.. he didnt know any better (or is color blind).Funny relationship advice for a newlywed guestbook?
I don't understand your question. What is a newlywed guestbook?
when he's chillin watchin espn... DON'T TALK!!!gloss elizabeth arden
dont hold your farts in. just let em rip! youre married now... who cares!
if the whites turn pink after he did the laundry.. dont make a big fuss.. he didnt know any better (or is color blind).Funny relationship advice for a newlywed guestbook?
I don't understand your question. What is a newlywed guestbook?
when he's chillin watchin espn... DON'T TALK!!!
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